An Open Letter to Techno Beaver - Your 5-Minute Twitter Guide to Becoming the King of all Tweets

Dear Gary Techno-Beaver Baba Booey Dell’Abate,
We get it. Howard handed you Twitter, but gave you no guidance. Some of us completely understand your confusion, and I’m here to (hopefully) help.
I didn’t hear today’s show, but I noticed you’re still tweeting Wendy the Retard’s life, and as funny as that was the first day, it’s providing [...]